Monday, March 22, 2010

Jesus vs Satan on the PC :)

  Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

  Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

  So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

  They moused.

  They faxed.

  They e-mailed.

  They e-mailed with attachments.

  They downloaded.

  They did spreadsheets!

  They wrote reports.

  They created labels and cards.

  They created charts and graphs.

  They did some genealogy reports .

  They did every job known to man.

  Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

  Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed  across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

  Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.

  Jesus just sighed.

  Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

  'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
 
     Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES....

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Census

I reported that 9,999,999,999,999 people live in my household.  My last name is FairTax.  My first name is Avoid Debt.

I hope they count me.

Update:  I decided to not mail it because it has my address on the front (in a barcode) so I didn't want to identify myself for getting a fine.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Direct Your State Tax Money

I just setup a new website today to try and direct tax money from our wasteful government towards the private sector.  To partcipate, not only will it not cost you anything in the end (because you get your money returned to you with the tax credit) but you will actually save on your federal taxes since participation reduces your taxable income.

Visit PrivateSchoolTaxCredit.com to see how you can direct your money towards to a Private School through the dollar for dollar Arizona state tax credit.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Unemployment and Food Stamps in exchange for working

If we must have unemployment and food stamps, then those that are collecting this money should be required to earn it by working.